Toilet Trainee Gifts

Mom, I just peed...

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Personal Potty Trainer

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

"Does it come with instructions?"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'Virtual patient.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Potty Training.

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

Snow baby

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"But the good news is that if you get a life threatening illness...then you'd get a decent payout."

Do as many study days as you can

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

He's working his way up to lions!

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'So you don't mind starting at the bottom!'

Puppy Potty Training.