Toilet Training Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Toilet training for an adult.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Personal Potty Trainer

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Snow baby

Potty Training.

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

Human resources confidentiality.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"I think the flush is broken."

'Now wash your hooves.'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Brian's never been one to shy away from the big jobs.'

Hell's Restrooms.

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'He's not finished his 'effective supervision' training yet.'