Toilet Training Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Toilet training for an adult.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Snow baby

Potty Training.

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Human resources confidentiality.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'Now wash your hooves.'

A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'He's not finished his 'effective supervision' training yet.'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Brian's never been one to shy away from the big jobs.'

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

"I think the flush is broken."

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'