Toilet Training Milestone Mugs

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Personal Potty Trainer

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"We're potty training."

Snow baby

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Potty Training.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

3 days without an accident.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Puppy Potty Training.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'