Toilet Trainee Mugs

Mom, I just peed...

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Personal Potty Trainer

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

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George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

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'Virtual patient.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Do as many study days as you can

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

Potty Training.

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

He's working his way up to lions!

Snow baby

"But the good news is that if you get a life threatening illness...then you'd get a decent payout."

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'So you don't mind starting at the bottom!'