Diaper Change Champions Gifts

3 days without an accident.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Free Hugs

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"