Diaper Change Champions Mugs

3 days without an accident.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A Tit for Tat.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'But that's the baby you took in.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'