King Of Diapers Gifts

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A Tit for Tat.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Buddy! I'm home!'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

3 days without an accident.

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."