Daycare Warriors Gifts

The Cost of Day-Care

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.