Daycare Warriors Pillows

The Cost of Day-Care

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I need to know who started it."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Beware of teething baby.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'