Daycare Diva Pillows

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

City Zoo: Day Care

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Cow and Milk

Out of patience

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'I need affordable daycare now!'