Daycare Dreamers Pillows

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

City Zoo: Day Care

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

'So this is goodbye then!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Out of patience

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Children's Nursery

Happy Tots Day Care.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"So...what are you in for?"

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Early Learning Centre

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."