Day Care Enthusiast Pillows

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Fitness Programme for babies

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Children's Nursery

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

No bottle feeding.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Early Learning Centre

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"I couldn't find a sitter."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'