Childcare Enthusiast Pillows

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a eurocentric and essentially homophobic culture, now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

Dr.Benjamin Spock

"Timmy was a bit shy at first, Mrs. Jordan....but he warmed right up to me!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I used to just walk dogs but it turns out there's a shortage of nannies in this area.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Different Perspectives on Childcare

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"The first one's just a warning."