Childcare Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a eurocentric and essentially homophobic culture, now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"Timmy was a bit shy at first, Mrs. Jordan....but he warmed right up to me!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I used to just walk dogs but it turns out there's a shortage of nannies in this area.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Different Perspectives on Childcare

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"The first one's just a warning."