Starting Daycare Pillows

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Happy Tots Day Care.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Cr�che Seige

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

This will never work. I'm a night person.'

"So...what are you in for?"

Babies

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'