Changing Daycare Pillows

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

Chez Nous Menu

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."