Starting Daycare T-Shirts

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Cr�che Seige

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

This will never work. I'm a night person.'

"So...what are you in for?"

Babies

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."