Daycare Diva T-Shirts

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Fitness Programme for babies

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Cow and Milk

Out of patience

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'