Doggy Daycare Diva Pillows

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

A Tit for Tat.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Bernice Mountain Dog

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Cats and Dogs.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"Too goth?"

Village Pet Shop.

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"I'm a rockhound."

Ice Cream Lover

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Celebrity Poodle.

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

A-A-B-A...

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

When groomers go bad.

"The service here is terrible."