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Bernice Mountain Dog

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Humans are strange."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Cats and Dogs.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Village Pet Shop.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Sheepdog

"Too goth?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"I'm a rockhound."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'