Doggie Diva Enthusiast Gifts

Bernice Mountain Dog

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Humans are strange."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Cats and Dogs.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Village Pet Shop.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"Too goth?"

Sheepdog

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Madonna

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"I'm a rockhound."