Doggie Diva Appreciator Gifts

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Humans are strange."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Cats and Dogs.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"Too goth?"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Village Pet Shop.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I'm a rockhound."