Doggie Diva Supporter Gifts

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Cats and Dogs.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Village Pet Shop.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"Too goth?"

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."