Doggie Diva Supporter Mugs

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Humans are strange."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

What female dogs think about their looks.

Cats and Dogs.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Village Pet Shop.

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"Too goth?"

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.