Doggy Style Diva Gifts

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Lady drinking Champagne.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Cats and Dogs.

A day at the races

Barbara Cartland

Dog Jogger

Bun Lift

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Too goth?"

Village Pet Shop.

"That's a plumage don't."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I'm a rockhound."