Dog Show Diva Gifts

When groomers go bad.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Cats and Dogs.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Too goth?"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.