Dog-loving Diva Gifts

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Humans are strange."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"The club scene is really changing."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Cats and Dogs.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"Too goth?"

Bad Dog

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."