Celebrity Pet Lover Gifts

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The club scene is really changing."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"He ran out of pee."

Cat with Crown.

The Rolling Bones

"He loves to give autographs!"

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Too goth?"

'If we build it, they will come.'

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Celebrity Poodle.

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'

"David's in Packaging"