Celebrity Pet Lover Pillows

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The club scene is really changing."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"He ran out of pee."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Cat with Crown.

The Rolling Bones

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Too goth?"

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Celebrity Poodle.

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

"David's in Packaging"

'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'

Cat games.