Pet Celebrity Seeker Pillows

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Pick me!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The club scene is really changing."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Restraining orders from the stars.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

Celebrity Poodle.

"Nice sweater."

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

"Apparently, we're not the only ones who think he's cute. He has over 12 million Twitter followers."

(Hollywood dog) (Hey! that's the 'rin-tin-tin'. I ordered a 'Benji'!)

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'No begging at the table.'

Dog celebrities.