Pet Celebrity Seeker Mugs

"Pick me!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The club scene is really changing."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Restraining orders from the stars.

"He loves to give autographs!"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

"Nice sweater."

Celebrity Poodle.

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'No begging at the table.'

Women reading 'Chat' magazine instead of talking.