Pet Superstar Pillows

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

The Catkins Diet

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?