Pet Superstar T-Shirts

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Epic Battles

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Puss in Heels

Knight walking a dog.

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'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

The Catkins Diet

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"You remind me of someone."