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'Your mother deserves a parade and we're going to give it to her.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Miracle Mom #5,293

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Violin Player

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Fathers are Heroes

'Let's get this party started!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Dad's home

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

A family choir

Cleaning the Horse

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

Puzzle Family

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"