Family Superstar Prints

'Your mother deserves a parade and we're going to give it to her.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Miracle Mom #5,293

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Violin Player

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Fathers are Heroes

'Let's get this party started!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

A family choir

Dad's home

Cleaning the Horse

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Puzzle Family

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"