Style Superstar T-Shirts

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Ladies

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Healthy.

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Hair Style Menu

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Employee of the Month - male.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Bag Lady.