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Mom's the world's greatest shopper. She buys all that stuff and the cashier gives her $40 cash back!

Shoppers fighting in a shop sale

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Biker chopper shopper

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

A child busking

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'