Shopping Superstar Gifts

Mom's the world's greatest shopper. She buys all that stuff and the cashier gives her $40 cash back!

Shoppers fighting in a shop sale

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Biker chopper shopper

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'But what do you sell?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

A child busking

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'