Shopping Champions Gifts

'You say you broke 100 in golf? I did it at the store.'

"At least we managed to get them to go Christmas shopping this year and boys will be boys! By the way my husband is going to beat your husband!"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Changing Room Decisions

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I've got it written down...'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.