Shopping Challenger Gifts

"Of course I put a coin in - just put your backs into it!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Changing Room Decisions

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Fight on the top

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"I'm off to the sales!"

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'