Grocery Challenger Gifts

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Dad Trophies

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Trickle down

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

Bobsleigh practice.

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.