Grocery-carrying Champion Gifts

Dad Trophies

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Friendly bacteria

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Organic Milk

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Bobsleigh practice.

Christmas food.

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"Bag for life?"

Free sample stand in food market.