Grocery-carrying Champion Prints

Dad Trophies

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Friendly bacteria

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

Organic Milk

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Beverages. Drinking Water. (Some Assembly Required.) Oxygen. Hydrogen.

Bobsleigh practice.

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Christmas food.

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

Free sample stand in food market.

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"Bag for life?"