Supermarket Sweepstakes Champion Prints

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Dad Trophies

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Witches Checkout.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Merge

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

Biker chopper shopper

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Complex Carbs

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.