Supermarket Sweepstakes Champion T-Shirts

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Dad Trophies

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Witches Checkout.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

Biker chopper shopper

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Complex Carbs

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"