Supermarket Saga Survivor T-Shirts

'It's frostbite, I'm afraid. She couldn't make up her mind what frozen food to buy.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Biker chopper shopper

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

U.S. Male - Part Five

Till malfunction

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Supermarket customer types.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Salad dressing for success.