Supermarket Saga Fans T-Shirts

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Biker chopper shopper

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Eye of Newt Helper

GM Foods.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

Potted meats section.

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

"Paper or Plastic?"

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

The Superhero Supermarket.

Help! You've got me surrounded!

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

Sheep Supermarket

Checkout.

"These new self-service tills will certainly cut our staff bills."

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"

GP surgeries to open in supermarkets