Supermarket Sensation T-Shirts

The Superhero Supermarket.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Biker chopper shopper

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Health food and junk food

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Supermarket customer types.

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Slowsave.

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Potted meats section.

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

15 Second Grocery Delivery

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

Express Checkout