Supermarket Sensation Gifts

The Superhero Supermarket.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Biker chopper shopper

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Health food and junk food

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Supermarket customer types.

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Slowsave.

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Potted meats section.

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

15 Second Grocery Delivery

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

Express Checkout